Mike's Right

I was sitting around today, and I thought to myself, you know our current National Anthem is cool, but it's real hard to sing. I've heard about some people wanting to make America the Beautiful our national anthem instead the Star Spangled Banner because it's easier to sing. But I was thinking that if we need to change National Anthem we should change it to something that represents our times better than America the Beautiful. So I was wondering what type of song would best be our national anthem. Then it hit me, America F*#k Yeah from the movie Team America. The lyics go something like this:

America, f@#k yeah.Comin' again to save the motherf@#king day yeah.America, f@#k yeah.Freedom is the only way yeah.Terrorist your game is through.Now you have to answer to America, f@#k yeah.America, f@#k yeah.

As you can see, I think this really echos the sentaments of the American people, America f@#k yeah! Think about it, at the opening of the world series
"Please rise for the National Anthem"
and the whole stadium goes, "America, f@#k yeah!"
Some naysayers may say that the Star Spangled Banner should stay as the National Anthem because it was first written during a major battle. But America F@#K Yeah helped us win a major battle. During the battle of Falujia the US Psy Ops Troops played America F@#K Yeah, and it helped the terrorist know that "Terrorist you game is through. Now you have to anwer to America, f@#k yeah!" If it's good enough for our troops in Iraq, it's good enough for our schools, baseball parks, and US Congress. Also we know how pop stars love to butcher the Star Spangled Banner at the Super Bowl and other major sporting events. With America F@#K Yeah, any pop star can sing that with pride. I hope all Americans will unite behind my dream, my dream that from New York to LA first graders will one day gather in their classrooms, place their hands over their little hearts, and sing "America, f@#k yeah.Comin' again to save the motherf@#king day yeah.America, f@#k yeah.Freedom is the only way yeah.Terrorist your game is through.Now you have to answer to America, f@#k yeah.America, f@#k yeah."

Good night and America, f@#k ya!